I bought 1 pair of ball hammocks 7 years ago because the ads were hilarious. They successfully ruined all other underwear for me. It was an experience, to say the least. Honestly it was like comparing medieval foot wrappings to plush bamboo socks. Or 400 grit sand paper versus Charmin's 5ply ultra-soft. I felt like a dark ages Briton who saw a teabag for the first time.
What was so remarkable was that when wearing Shinesty, you forgot you are wearing underpants. It is more comfortable than wearing nothing (where have I heard that kind of slogan before? Hahah, just a joke-y).
Because they are kinda expensive, I subscribed for 1 pair a month until I had 8 pairs. 7 years ago. And only now, after constant wear (and tear) are they finally needing to be replaced. And only 3 pairs have tears (which is not entirely their fault, and quite fun memories).
So, a new subscription. And with delight, the first pair was the Ellis Island or whatever they are called. Now, I must just point out to you here a seriously missed opportunity. Those should totally have been called (drum roll and patriotic penny whistles) the "Star Spangled Bangers".
If you rename them I will gladly accept a 2% commission on all sales.