The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty

The Wakey Wakey

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The Wakey WakeyEggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong

$9.99
$9.99 $19.99

$15.99 on Subscription

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The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong - Shinesty
The Wakey Wakey | Eggs and Bacon MicroModal Thong

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Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches. Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.

Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up
Size Bust Waist Hips
XS32" & Under25.5" & Under33" & Under
S32 - 34"25.5" - 27.5"34 - 37"
M34 - 37"27.5" - 29.5"36 - 39"
L37 - 40"29.5 - 32"39 - 42"
XL40 - 43"32 - 34.5"43 - 47"
2XL43" & Up35" & Up48" & Up
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Product Details
Sumptuously Soft MicroModal
Low Coverage + Mid-Rise Fit
Moisture-Wicking + Breathable
Made From Natural Beechwood Fibers

Tastefully coverage-less. They're so soft and smooth you'll forget you're wearing them. And, anyone lucky enough to see them will never forget you…in them.

Plus: unbelievably softer than cotton, better wicking and breathability than many performance fabrics, all in polyester-free MicroModal made from Austrian beechwood trees. Tell your other women's thongs 'sorry, not sorry' for us.
Features & Fabric

Softest Underwear Material…Ever
All MicroModal is not equal. Our proprietary blend has more sumptuous Modal per square inch than competitive products for the softest, best fitting underwear possible.

Fabric 100% Free Of Synthetic Polyester
Fabric derived from natural, renewable Austrian beechwood trees that's better for your health, and the environment.

Stays Fresh, Cool & Dry. All Day
Naturally moisture wicking & breathable to stop sweat before it starts.

More Premium Features
Tagless, 4-way stretch; anti-roll, silky-soft waistband, 100% MicroModal liner

Composition
95% TENCEL™ MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Sizing, Fit & Care

Sizing
Size down if you're between sizes. Modal is stretchy and forgiving.

How It Fits
Sits at natural waist. Thong back. True to size.

How It Feels
Breathable, soft, light, with an even and lightly compressive fit and a waistband that doesn't dig in.

Care
Machine wash cold with like colors on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener (they're soft enough as-is, we promise).
Product Description

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so don't screw it up by eating yogurt & granola. Load up your plate with bacon & eggs and tell your cholesterol to mind it's own business.
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If you try this product type and don't love it for any reason, you're eligible for a full cash refund on the first item of this product type you purchased.

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We offer free, no-hassle US returns and exchanges (international orders just pay postage) within 30 days of purchase if you aren't satisfied or need changes for any reason. Excludes final sale items.

Features

Light blue Shinesty thong with a white island print, seen from behind in a sunlit bedroom

The Fit

Mid rise that sits at the natural waist with a flattering high cut leg and no booty coverage. Fits true to size

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Customer Reviews

Customers say these thongs are incredibly soft and comfortable, with many praising the cute, fun designs. The fit is consistently true to size, though some note they run slightly large and recommend sizing down. Users love the lightweight feel and appreciate how well they stay in place. Common feedback highlights the quality material and perfect fit for everyday wear. A few mention preference for solid colors over prints, and occasional shipping delays occurred. Overall, customers are repeat buyers who've replaced their entire underwear collections with these.
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Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 275 reviews
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275 reviews
  • DS
    Dr. S. A. S.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Usual Size XL
    Women Size Purchased XL
    6 minutes ago
    Women Usual Size XL
    Women Size Purchased XL
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Softest, stretchiest panties on the market

    Unlike nylon or satin, these are flexible, stretchy, and breathable. Cotton gets damp and scratchy. Spandex is stretchy but stays moist. These allow for both sweat wicking, stretching, and smoothness that lasts wash after wash. The best and most comfortable pairs I own. No thick elastic edges and sits almost invisible underneath everything. The gusset is comfortable and absolutely no chafing for long term wear. Love these!

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  • AC
    Ashley C.
    Verified Buyer
    11 hours ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Like Skin!

    These undies are so incredibly soft as skin, to the touch and while you’re wearing them; I don’t even notice wearing them! The thongs are high French cut, generous gusset, and the modal has seams that are very comfy but can be seen through thin clothing. All in all I LOVE them and subscribed to build my wardrobe.

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  • JA
    John A.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Usual Size XS
    Women Size Purchased XS
    20 hours ago
    Women Usual Size XS
    Women Size Purchased XS
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Great product!!

    My wife loves it!!

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  • A
    Alys
    23 hours ago
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Love these thongs. Super soft and comfy.

    My husband loved the design on these! I will be buying more thongs!

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  • CB
    Chris B.
    Verified Buyer
    Women Usual Size S
    Women Size Purchased S
    3 days ago
    Women Usual Size S
    Women Size Purchased S
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Spooky

    Fits and looks great...my wife loves them

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